Friday

FUCKING KEYS


I wasn't sure whether or not I should post this one, after all keys are an inanimate object (or should that be inanimate objects?), but fuck it, if I wasn't pissed off with them, I'd have to be pissed off with me and that would never do.

For the last 48 hours I've been without these, as they lay hidden under a pile of papers on my desk, causing me untold grief and stress. Well, you know what? YOU PISSED ME OFF, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS. Although it was lovely to find you again.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What really pisses me off is that these little bastards act innocent, knowing all along the daily angst they cause

Anonymous said...

They are fucking bastards and really give me the fucking arsehole!