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Nice shiny plaque so he must be good, right? Wrong. I dropped about three and half grand with Tim Morris, dentist to the fucking mugs of London. Now, I hate the dentist - something about sticking evil looking tools of pain in mouths all day, does that. Anyway that figure was the culmination of a lot of years neglect and included two caps, so while that's a lot of coin, it was needed if I was ever going to smile with confidence again.

About 2 months after the work, the first cap fell out, it was refitted, then the second one fell out, then the first one again. Well you can imagine my surprise when I went back and Timmo told me that it was my fault. How so? Oh I've been eating again. well of course, that's down to me, fair cop gov'. Now, imagine just who fucking gobsmacked I was when I was told I would need a bridge, which is like two caps in one and twice as fucking expensive.

I said I'd think about it and made my excuses and left.

Time for second opinion. This time I went to a lovely dentist, Dr. Peraria, seeing as you didn't ask, only discover that cap one was always going to fall out as it was embedded in a cracked tooth and so would always have wobbly foundations.

I really should have looked at the sign by the buzzer to get an idea of what he was really like.


So, Tim Morris BDS, now you know why YOU PISSED ME OFF YOU BASTARD.

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hawkins said...

He's a good Dentist and you're a small minded 'man' hiding behind a blog. I spoke to Tim about this and he said that you have the oral hygiene of man who spends his days blogging when he should be brushing. Think on.

YPMOYB said...

Hawkins, you are, like all of us, entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong. But my when you can back up an opinion with facts, well then, it tends to no longer be an opinion and instead becomes a truth. And while Tim is a pleasant enough chap, he is a fucking shit dentist

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Like i said, blogging when you should be brushing.

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Bloody rubbish and nonsense - I've been going to this practice for 37 years (Mr Morris and his predecessors) and have never had cause for complaint.
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Agreed, he is a crap dentist! I hope the fucker goes out of business. I should sue his ass!

Avoidtimmorris said...

It is funny, you said Tim Morris, the dentist. I have been struggling for the last 2 years due to treatments with Dr. Tim Morris of Christie Dental, Merritt Island. I was referred to Dr. Morris by another Christie Dental dentist in early 08. He treated me for 11 months and immediately following the orthodontic treatment, he initiated a reconstructive operation over my lower left quadrant (a seven unit bridge). As a consequence of these treatments I lost a healthy tooth, lost moderate amount of bone and ended up with getting 3 crowns over healthy teeth. My new doctor sectioned the bridge, I had a graft surgery for the bone loss and I am hoping to get an implant pretty soon. I am also currently going through another orthodontic treatment with a qualified doctor. Dr. Morris is not only inexperienced, he is also quite dangerous. It must be the name

brett said...

think all dentist are shit ,i just paid two thousand pound for a three tooth bridge,so now instead of having one tooth missing i have three that look like they belong on a fucking horse, with a broken jaw. i cannot close my mouth properly or eat, the knob head, and there fucking yellow and i asked for white

VictimOfTimothyMorris said...

I have learnt my lesson. Bridges don't feel right at all. You should try to get an implant instead. I know it is fucking expensive and you might need bone graft but they claim it is much better

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Hello. Im a dentist in Canton,Ohio, USA. My name is Tim Morris, dentist. Unfortunately your title and first sentence that shows up on a search has cost me business as well as some embarassment. My Mother saw that and didnt click on the link. Could you please add the words London,England in the title? Its not a lot to ask as I'm sure you meant no harm to me or my employees.

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Bob said...

"hawkins said...
He's a good Dentist and you're a small minded 'man' hiding behind a blog. I spoke to Tim about this and he said that you have the oral hygiene of man who spends his days blogging when he should be brushing. Think on."

If he's breaching patient confidentially like that he obviously is a shit dentist. Personally I think you're talking crap.

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