Nice shiny plaque so he must be good, right? Wrong. I dropped about three and half grand with Tim Morris, dentist to the fucking mugs of London. Now, I hate the dentist - something about sticking evil looking tools of pain in mouths all day, does that. Anyway that figure was the culmination of a lot of years neglect and included two caps, so while that's a lot of coin, it was needed if I was ever going to smile with confidence again.About 2 months after the work, the first cap fell out, it was refitted, then the second one fell out, then the first one again. Well you can imagine my surprise when I went back and Timmo told me that it was my fault. How so? Oh I've been eating again. well of course, that's down to me, fair cop gov'. Now, imagine just who fucking gobsmacked I was when I was told I would need a bridge, which is like two caps in one and twice as fucking expensive.
I said I'd think about it and made my excuses and left.
Time for second opinion. This time I went to a lovely dentist, Dr. Peraria, seeing as you didn't ask, only discover that cap one was always going to fall out as it was embedded in a cracked tooth and so would always have wobbly foundations.
I really should have looked at the sign by the buzzer to get an idea of what he was really like.
So, Tim Morris BDS, now you know why YOU PISSED ME OFF YOU BASTARD.
4 comments:
I love your site *absolutely do*, makes me laugh every time. Made me laugh more when I just searched for 'Tim morris dentist' and it came up with this article. Hilarious.
He's a good Dentist and you're a small minded 'man' hiding behind a blog. I spoke to Tim about this and he said that you have the oral hygiene of man who spends his days blogging when he should be brushing. Think on.
Hawkins, you are, like all of us, entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong. But my when you can back up an opinion with facts, well then, it tends to no longer be an opinion and instead becomes a truth. And while Tim is a pleasant enough chap, he is a fucking shit dentist
Like i said, blogging when you should be brushing.
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