This pisses me off
And this
And this
Have you spotted it yet?No, it's not kids, I got one of them myself and I love him to bits, he's one of the very good bits in my life. No, the thing that pisses me off are that fact card manufacturers think it's okay to write the fucking obvious on the front of new arrival cards.
If you haven't had a baby, let you talk you though it. It takes 9 months slow progress during which time you do a lot of talking and thinking about what's going to come into your life. You get to see pictures of a growing foetus, you get asked if you want to know the sex. But even if you didn't want to know right then, during the birth you get to find out. Then, after a bit of a rest you get to tell everyone you know that you'd had a baby ....... And then those very same people send you cards and all they can find to send you are these stupid cards that tell you what you've had.
Congratulations, It's a boy/girl/twins
I know it's a boy! I was fucking there! I fucking told you three days ago. I don't need a card telling me what I already know. I'm tired but I'm not fucking stupid.
You don't print condolence cards that say, She's Dead, do you?
So card-makers, think before you create your next range of new arrivals cards. It's your laziness that REALLY PISSES ME OFF, YOU BASTARDS.
16 comments:
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A kindred spirit methinks.
I read this, and then my nephew was born. My wife had a go at me for suggesting a "congratulations" card, instead of an "it's a boy" card. And then even more so when i said to my sister, "The card is incase you couldn't figure it out" :D
Hilarious!
Yeah it's true, there's too many "pointing out the obvious" cards about and "It's a boy!" is something the mum and the dad are going to know WAY before anybody can buy a card.
So, yes, well put!
Lol! I like the idea of condolence cards having: 'She's dead?' Lol!!!
I only time the obvious cards helped me was, when I had to re-locate & had to dispose silly ones! Not much of a time wasted coz the cover said it all :)
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Can't believe how true this is! Classic mate, quality!
I like your blog it makes me laugh.
I wonder what would be a better thing to say on a card for a new arrival.
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LOL! This made my night!
That is just so spot on. Closely followed by the morons with "Baby on board" stickers in their car back windows.
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it doesn't take much to piss you off does it
I'm more pissed off with how our country's capital has become overrun by foreigners but that is nothing compared to baby cards....
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