Wednesday

Covent Garden's crappiest shop

Simple enough story. I bought a jacket here. Well, it was the sales and all that and it has been cold lately. Oh, how lovely they were, I couldn't make my mind up between a medium and a large. I'm kind of built like that - between sizes. It's the same with shoes am I a 7 and half? Or an 8? A 41 or a 42. It's bugger I can tell you.

But I digress. Back to Interstate of Covent Garden. Oh they were so nice, couldn't have been nicer. I opted for the medium - the right choice I think, even now.

So I get it home and what do I find? A bloody mark on the sleeve. So I went back to the shop. explained the situation - would they change it, like fuck they would. It ended in a raised voices. I ended up storming out and, in a fit of anger, giving the coat and reciept to the next homeless bloke I saw. I like to think he went back in and caused even more trouble for the bastards in Interstate, Covent Garden. (And even if he didn't, I hope you're a little warmer matey).

Either way, you lot at Interstate, Covent Garden, YOU PISSED ME OFF, YOU BASTARDS.

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

ive been shopping there for years and theyve always been great..you bought a sale item!..sale items cant be returned...mark or no mark..!

youpissedmeoffyoubastard said...

Oi arse hole. what you wrote is fucking illegal, sale or no sale the same rights of purchase apply, They're cunts. And you're one to, but you know all this, cos I bet you work there.

Chris said...

Also been shopping there for years and never had a problem. However that is pretty shit of them for doing that to you. As for the whole sale items thing mentioned above not sure about that. Funny thing is I was just about to head to Covent Garden but you have now put me off.

Anonymous said...

I like Interstate. I don't work there.

Anonymous said...

Also, when you say 'They're cunts. And you're one to.' There's two 'o's in too.

the recipe orphan said...

14.19 and 14.21. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. THE SHOP IS SHIT. THE OWNER IS A CUNT. SO THERE

Anonymous said...

Do you know what? Your such a cheapskate to really be bothered by this so much to actually go and make a webpage about it. Also, i think you should know that you are talking complete and utter shit with all this "it doesnt matter if its a sale item" for your information it does, NO RETURNS ON SALE ITEMS, i bet they told you when you bought it but your fat head and ego got in the way. You're such an idiot you can't even spell. Next time rather than going out and getting a jacket from a really good shop, why dont you go get a life??

Finally;
1) The owner is NOT a cunt
2) I do not work there.

Mr YPMOYB said...

Oi cunthead. Yeah you Mr fucking Anonymous. Lets get a few things straight. The owner is a cunt. The shop is cunty. I don't give a fuck if you work there or not, cunt. But you should do, you're a big enough cunt.

Now, your spelling (e.g. your and not you're) is that of a fucking 12 year old. You're understanding of language is awful (e.g. cheapsake is someone who doesn't like spending money.) Oh I don't know why I bother, you're the single most pathetic cunt I've ever come across

Plus you're a fucking spineless cunt at that. Someone who hides behind being anonymous. Who are you? Let's meet up, I'll show you want a fucking spineless cunt you are by putting you in hospital. But of course you won't you'll hide, cos you're the spineless cunt of a filthy whore

SarahHarding said...

I don't know if you have bipolar disorder or something but you are really fucked up in the head. Mr Dickhead, you bought a sale item. If sale items are in the tiniest bit damaged, it's not a big deal, it's a suitable reason for it to be on sale. You are evidently poor or you wouldn't be making such a fuss over a jacket!, You probably made this website in an internet cafe seeing as you don't have enough money to buy your own computer. Get off your ass and get a job you sad, sad man. Sorry, you sad, sad, FAT man.
You know what i reckon you are just jealous, someone has they're own shop and is doing really well in life, as for you are making websites! Ha, my brother is 16 and i am almost positive he makes more money than you.
Take my advice and delete this website coz i don't think anyone is agreeing with you. You ugly old transvestite.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I agree Sarah, he's an ugly, fat, sad, lifeless transvestite who doesn't have a life or money or anyone that loves him. That is how he has so much time to create this page. And if you come back with an angry meaningless comment, It s only because you know everything we've said is true. Ugly piece of shit, you don’t deserve to live, you’re heartless. Feel free to come "show me want a fucking spineless cunt" I am (FYI- It's 'what' not 'want'), but I think you'll be the one hiding when you see that I'm a 6"4, 12 stone man. Hmm. Why don’t you go spend your time with your friends or loved ones? Oh wait, I forgot, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!

Mr YPMOYB said...

SarahHarding - "sad, sad and FAT". Jealous of the owner of a jumped up charity shop? PLEASE, Really, if this is the quality of your insults? Please stop wasting your time. Oh and is your 16yr old a crack dealer or premier league footballer in waiting?

18.36
Ugly, fat, sad, lifeless, transvestite? GO back to the fucking playground.

6ft 4 and 12 stone - that my skinny streak of piss makes you seriously undernurished.

DON'T YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS GET IT? THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE SITE?

NOW RUN ALONG CHILDREN AND LEAVE US ADULTS ALONE

Anonymous said...

Ugh, you bore me.

Anonymous said...

And i'll have you know, im not under nourished*. How old are you, actually? cause you can't spell*, you dont have any money and you clearly dont have a life. I know I'M not 12...

fan of YPMOYB said...

yawn, yawn, yawn. Now run along little children, run along.

crisbusk said...

you know what - i was in there today, and you're right, they are a bunch of a**holes.

i went to change a pair of jeans which the jean company had admitted were oversized in production by mistake, and had told me to take back to the shop....

and they accused me of trying to scam them out of the jeans, told me i'd left it too long to do anything and then told me to leave

they were fine when i was buying stuff from them, not that i will ever again (nice work you italian twat!)

Chesim said...

You are an uneducated twat who needs to do something with your life before you die of obesity.
Stop the eating and lazing around and do something worth while. About the comment from Sarah and how her brother could make more money than you doesn't make him a drug dealer. By your picture, i would have guessed you were on drugs.
And 'Jealous' sounds just about right.

Mr YPMOYB said...

Quality stuff, Chesim, really top quality commenting.

Boo hoo, boo hoo, someone called me fat. Well I guess it is half term.

Oh and you're so right I'm so jealous. I wish I so had a tiny tatt retail shop piled with generic clothes on treating customers like shit. Oh, a real fucking Phillip Green operation

But before I go, because I like you and you've given me so much fun, let me explain something, arsehole. Something you, no matter what name you give yorself, fail to understand - the more you post on MY site, the more you keep it number one in the listings when people google Interstate. So I welcome your commments. Keep 'em coming, you fucking cunt.

Anonymous said...

Just stumbled across your blog and thank you so much, it’s manna from heaven for my thesis. You, my man are perfect subject matter. Let’s see, ostensibly you aim to give the reader the impression that you’re a bit of a hard man, aggressive, verbally intimidating, even threatening to hospitalise a blogger because you don’t like his response to one of your comments. And the language you employ.......so forceful. You also take the opportunity to mention that you were a onetime judo international...........impressive. Yet interestingly, in spite of all this risible, puerile and macho bravado you’re so keen to impress upon us you appear to trundle around London on that bike of yours (presumably sporting the word ‘VICTIM’ tattooed in large letters across your forehead) letting every bugger you come across take advantage of you (allegedly). I glean from all of this that in the real world you’re nothing but a sad, middle aged, unfulfilled, repressed little man of mediocre intelligence who finds it necessary to conceal himself anonymously behind a blurred photo on a sad little blog he’s set up to bleat and whine (in a manly way of course) about all the issues for which he doesn’t possess the wherewithal to deal with in an intelligent and effective manner. Please respond promptly and preferably in your usual offensive style as I need to progress with this essay. PS. Just to further antagonise you, Anonymous is correct and you are wrong, the word is ‘Cheapskate’......... I rest my case.

Mr YPMOYB said...

anonymous 16.27. You cheeky little liar you. We both know you're you neither stumbled upon this, nor are you intelligent enough to being doing a thesis. Let me tell you something, it is better to remain silent and for people to assume you're stupid than to open your mouth (type on a blog) and confirm you are.

If I am wrong and I doubt it, then unemployment looms large in your future, as your 'analysis' is wrong on nearly every account.

Sad - no very happy thank you, very happy and very loved./ Middle aged - while I may well have met the middle of my life, that would be because of the life I live, as I am only in my early 30s. Unfulfilled - 'fraid not. I am in anyone's book a high achiever having set and passed nearly all the goals I have ever set. Repressed - wrong again, little - at above average height and very comfortable with my physical appearance, wrong again. Man - right, just. Of mediocre intelligence - wrong again, apparently I'm in the countries top 10%.

As for the other accusations of "conceaing myself anonymously behind a blurred photo on a sad little blog" Hello, how fucking stupid are you? Oh, just reading your illogical thread of an arguement tells us the answer, so I needn't bother.

Why you insist on creating a bunch of different personas and posting on my blog probably reveals more about your inadequacies than mine.

So, in words, that even someone of your limited intellect will understand. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF, YOU SPINELESS, POINTLESS CUNT.

Anonymous said...

The lady doth protest too much methinks. The word defensive springs to mind. Outwardly a respectable family man but in the privacy and security of his ether world becomes a seething, bilious, aspiring mass murderer (most of which do suffer from chronic inadequacy by the way, so you might want to change that on your profile). Curiously you’ve failed to realise on your blog that anyone posting under ‘Anonymous’ is not one person posting under different personae but all those who haven’t taken the time to set up a Google or blogger account. Apropos of your above post, you’ve spelt argument incorrectly and it’s country’s not countries.....and you in the top 10% too! Actually, on reflection, not sure I can be bothered with this now. Anyone who feels the need to assert in discussion that they’re in the ‘Top 10%’ regarding their IQ is either in their early teens or one of those sad little people who do IQ tests online to assure themselves that they’re not the ignorant moron that the rest of the world perceives them as. Goodbye dear Angry Man, it’s assertiveness training you need not a blog.

Mr YPMOYB said...

12.44. A small degree of intellect and knowledge of html reveals the address of those posting, so the truth is easy to confirm. Also, I never stated the criteria that confirmed the 10% stat. Likewise, you really shouldn't confuse a lack of interest and iphone typing with an inability to spell. Likewise there are bigger mistakes in the above prose than that. And you don't need a google or blogger account to leave a name, just a cowardly disposition.

But you please me no end to know you're fucking off. I do so hope you can keep your word, but some how...

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Anonymous said...

Find the stuff above hard to believe... haven't you all got anything better to do?? GET A LIFE!!

Have only bothered to leave a post at all as I've shopped at Interstate for years and I think they're great. Good products, great staff, really friendly and helpful. Different shops have different refund policies - if you think you might need to return an item check the policy before you buy... check sale items carefully if they can't be returned... bring other items back within a reasonable time scale. Common sense, no?? Nobody can expect small independent retailers to be able to match the customer service policies of multinational retail giants who are able to absorb the loss of the value of an item without even noticing.

Support smaller retailers or shop in the giants and look the same as everyone else!!

Rubber Ducky said...

What a great blog, YPMOYB and Anonymous are stars! Your both clearly inteligent and would probably get on quite well (Over a pint). Interstae is ok just never has what i want (Spiewak jacket for the wife)....I have to say YPMOYB slightly edged it for me solely on the repeated us of the word 'Cunt'....Great work guys if only all blogs could be this much fun!

Conor said...

what's going on? lets chill !!!

Conor said...

what's going on? lets chill !!!

Anonymous said...

Interstate are more than happy to take your money, but have a problem with size or anything and they just tell you to piss off.

NEVER SHOP HERE! Plenty of other shops in convent garden sell the stuff they sell, so vote with your feet and avoid at all costs, it will save you in the long run......

Anonymous said...

Reading your page i nearly pissed myself laughing.
Seriously though you are the biggest southern wanker i have had the misfortune to encounter.
YOU COCK

Anonymous said...

you put this site together so that only leaves one cunt....u !!!!

Anonymous said...

This site is a great swear fest, really good work, i've never bought anything at Interstate, i just googled it so i could take a shit in the changing room (not many i haven't done in Covent Garden now people!) but then i think everyone in the whole world is a cunt YOU CUNTS

Nick said...

I've been shopping at interstate for years, and they've always been great. You probably got a mark on the jacket yourself, and tried to scam them by returning it. When that didn't work, you tried to hurt their business by making this stupid website. I, for one, am now going to post a good review on every site I can find giving the shop the good rating it deserves. Really, grow up. This is peoples lives you're fucking with, you cunt. Hope you get the BAD UP THE ARSE AIDS!!!

Anonymous said...

Fucking awesome banter. I love the fact this was number 1on google. Was going to go there for woolrich parka, think I will go there for a ruck instead!!!

Clive said...

I spent a few quid in there yesterday near closing time and the owner was happy to stay open a bit later. However I got the impression if I hadn't just bought a couple of jackets, jeans and a shirt he'd of told me to jog on. The other two salesman were quality though: knowledgable and happy to help. My experience- luckily a happy one. Could see it going either way in there- customer service may only be extended on their terms.

Anonymous said...

Oi cunty, leave cunts out of it. I love them, and you don't posses one. Besides being bitchy, that is! Also, you would only be a small bitch, being a size M or so.

Anyway less with the trivia - where the fuck are your eyes, you bought the jacket, looked it over, tried it on, wasted every ones times asking which size you are, etc?

It sounds like you were desperately cold bought a bargain, then went out that night, got pissed, and ending up eating a kebab the size of your head. Stained the jacket - then demanded another!

Clearance items means that you do not have a leg to stand on. Nobs do not get to have rights: Caveat emptor/ "Buyer Beware". Now lick my balls bum wipe.

Further more, I and my gang, are on a mission from hell to promote your store here. Sending all to shop! Cheers for the article. From: Don't fuck with me PAL !!

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA.
Buyer must be really thick NOT to have noticed the stain when he tried it in eh?
He probably changed his mind later I think. That is why he gave the jacket away !!
Anyway...goes to show this world is full of folks who will create a reason to moan.

Simon said...

I don't suppose any of it really matters as he gave the jacket away and wont be returning to the shop. Surely that's the end of it?

Andrew said...

Been shopping at Interstate for years - never had a problem. Got a credit note once because the jeans I bought weren't quite the right size and they didn't have the same style in my size so I got the cheaper ones plus said note. I particularly like the fact that their jeans are the same price as if you were to buy them online which you don't find very often these days. Top tip: Buy a dark jacket, preferably black. It doesn't show the dirt so much... I know, trust me.
NB1 - I don't work there
NB2 - I'm not a cunt... well not always...

Anonymous said...

I'll show you want? Then you mentioned spelling prior to this. Take the nappy off your chin and stop talking shit

Andy said...

Never ever had a problem there. I think it's the cheapest place in C.Garden for Edwin jeans, so it shows they don't rip off on prices. If you went back there with your jacket and your angryman attitude, you may've pissed them off and got the treatment you deserved.

Anonymous said...

Its always best to check the garment thoroughly before buying to avoid this problem.

Emmeline said...

Thank you for the post, pretty helpful info.

Anonymous said...

Go back into the shop and have a dirty big wank in the changing room !!!

Anonymous said...

Wow!

Anonymous said...

Discusting language, you did not check for flaws with the garment, coats gone to a homeless man, you got your pants pulled down and got your arse slapped, get over i sad sack !! : «»

Anonymous said...

I saw this blog a couple of years ago, ignored it and bought a load of stuff there - went back on Friday - was the only customer in tge shop - little sales guy was talking to his mate - I just wanted him to point me in the right direction of the jumpers:

Me: excuse me could you
Him: sorry mate can't you see I'm talking here

Rude twat - never shopping there again

Anonymous said...

Go back into the shop and piss all over the stock, then bend the owner over and pull don his pants and fuck him good and proper up his shit shoot and shoot yer wad all over the counter,,, that should do the trick i reckon !!!

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Anonymous said...

What a soiled cunt

Anonymous said...

Man... haven't laughed so much for a while. You're all cunts, god love ya. Why oh why hasn't someone from that store done the full customer service spiel about 'being there for you' or 'don't take a jizz in our changing room'... such an opportunity missed guys! I passionately couldn't give a fuck about any of you, but fucking love ya all the same. Cunts...

Anonymous said...

i was wondering... how much did you pay for that jacket??

Anonymous said...

go into interstate and stand on the counter and piss and shit on the sales assisant,,, then have a massive dirty big wank,,, then leave the shitty shop !!!

Anonymous said...

Just found this and it's got me angry! There are too many bastards out there trying to rip off hard working people. You should go back in there and say ' look you cunt, give me my fucking money back you twat.

Anonymous said...

Bunch of shitty fucking bastards, I shit on the cunts!

Anonymous said...

The cunt is a Fucking douche cunt . Take it back and stick it up his ass.